My sister once wrapped me a big Christmas present, easily the biggest under the tree. It was fairly light and made no noise when I shook it. Was it a home-made quilt’? Something large but delicate and well-padded?
No.
It was a multi-tool I’d wanted, but carefully suspended in the middle of the box with yarn stapled to the sides. I was so mad and about died laughing.
My daughter zipped-tied her brother’s gift this year. 12 neon colored ones on a 4x5x2in box. Interwoven on the flat sides so they couldn’t be slid off…
Many moons ago a bottle of Geritol (older – adult vitamin liquid) was “gifted” among our friends & family as assorted folks hit 50. It went around for at least 3-4 years. Usually accompanied by an application for AARP (Amer. Assoc of Retired Persons).
Revenge is a dish best served with lukewarm favas beans!
I am honestly going to miss these critter shennanigans xD
My sister once wrapped me a big Christmas present, easily the biggest under the tree. It was fairly light and made no noise when I shook it. Was it a home-made quilt’? Something large but delicate and well-padded?
No.
It was a multi-tool I’d wanted, but carefully suspended in the middle of the box with yarn stapled to the sides. I was so mad and about died laughing.
Good one.
Hahhaha! Too funny!
My daughter zipped-tied her brother’s gift this year. 12 neon colored ones on a 4x5x2in box. Interwoven on the flat sides so they couldn’t be slid off…
Many moons ago a bottle of Geritol (older – adult vitamin liquid) was “gifted” among our friends & family as assorted folks hit 50. It went around for at least 3-4 years. Usually accompanied by an application for AARP (Amer. Assoc of Retired Persons).