Earplugs
I caught her greasing my earplugs with lip balm the other day. I don’t know for how long she’s been doing this, but I bet my ear canals are well hydrated.
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I caught her greasing my earplugs with lip balm the other day. I don’t know for how long she’s been doing this, but I bet my ear canals are well hydrated.
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Boum, my brain broke on this one.
Hahaha, oh my god. I would love to know the kid logic behind this!
The better question is how long have you been using ear-flavored lip-balm and not noticed?
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Silence, silence is scary with kids around!
Translation note: It is clear what you mean here, but in English, when “butter” is used as a verb, it refers specifically to butter, not other greasy substances, unlike “beurrer” in French. The two-word verb “butter up” is an idiomatic expression that means to flatter a person. You could use “grease” or “smear” here: “I caught her greasing my earplugs with lip balm” or “smearing lip balm on my earplugs”.
Aahhh thank you!