“Ooh, look kiddo, let’s get a picture with the nice dog man in bondage gear!”
Actually, maybe the words are different in French, but I think calling it a harness would still work- at least it would if it was, ahem, just the lower section of the gear. I think it still works for the whole thing.
Mom: “Look honey! Billy and I visited Shawicon and I got a picture Billy with that dog from Guardians of the Galaxy.”
Dad: “That’s not Rocket Racoon. That’s a fox or something. What’s that he’s wearing?”
Mom: “I thought it was a jet pack harness.”
Dad: “This is a fox or something wearing bondage gear.”
Mom: “Oh dear. How would I know, I don’t watch those movies. Wait, how do you–?”
Dad: “I… the… I JUST KNOW SOME STUFF, ALRIGHT?!”
If the suit was more toony and colorful I wouldn’t be too worried, unless it was a candy gore character, or more natural colors/darker colors then I’d probably worry
I like how the costume smiles for the photo :D
“Ooh, look kiddo, let’s get a picture with the nice dog man in bondage gear!”
Actually, maybe the words are different in French, but I think calling it a harness would still work- at least it would if it was, ahem, just the lower section of the gear. I think it still works for the whole thing.
Well, since a rock-climbing harness can include the shoulders and still be called a harness, I assume a bondage harness can too.
Mom: “Look honey! Billy and I visited Shawicon and I got a picture Billy with that dog from Guardians of the Galaxy.”
Dad: “That’s not Rocket Racoon. That’s a fox or something. What’s that he’s wearing?”
Mom: “I thought it was a jet pack harness.”
Dad: “This is a fox or something wearing bondage gear.”
Mom: “Oh dear. How would I know, I don’t watch those movies. Wait, how do you–?”
Dad: “I… the… I JUST KNOW SOME STUFF, ALRIGHT?!”
That sounds about right!
“What do you think this furry is wearing” would make a great convention game.
Not wrong lol
If the suit was more toony and colorful I wouldn’t be too worried, unless it was a candy gore character, or more natural colors/darker colors then I’d probably worry