I don’t pretend to speak for all dudes but as a dude, personally, I take about 10-15 minutes to actually be done with the poopie. The extra 15-20 minutes after that is a combination of making sure I am actually done, browsing random stuff on my phone, and thoughts of the endless void and the very nature of existence and life in all it’s beauty. Mostly just browsing random stuff though…
I don’t pretend to speak for all dudes but as a dude, personally, I take about 10-15 minutes to actually be done with the poopie. The extra 15-20 minutes after that is a combination of making sure I am actually done, browsing random stuff on my phone, and thoughts of the endless void and the very nature of existence and life in all it’s beauty. Mostly just browsing random stuff though…
Now he will have toilet dreams of the blissful before-times.
I’m a girl and I also take a long time making sure everything is out XD…
Invest in a Squatty Potty or something similar – cut my bf, brother, father’s poop time by more than 50%!!! It works wonders :D…I love it too! haha
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Pooping time is the only “me-time” parents get some days!
We have this in my house: “Anybody need to pee? I am going to be in here for a while!”